So I'll admit that this is a niche birthday card and is taken from a lyric of a 'The Lonely Island' song. If you know it - and if you understand this card - then you are truly My People: welcome to the club!
This card features an illustration of a cake that has been thrown on the ground alongside the words 'Happy Birthday to the Ground! (IYKYK)
Your card is A6 (measuring 105mm x 148mm), comes with an envelope and is printed using recycled (and recyclable) card.
It's blank inside, with plenty of room for your own message.
Your card has no glitter, foiling or lamination so is able to be recycled or composted!
I'll post your card out plastic-free as standard - so that's one less thing to worry about.